Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
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