So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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