How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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