The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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