I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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