He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Someone signed my nipple.
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