So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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