with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
