When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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