Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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