dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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