Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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