VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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