..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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