Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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