is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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