My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude i'm inner monologue high
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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