No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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