Three words: puerto rican gang bang
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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