i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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