why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
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