How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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