And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
