people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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