Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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