yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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