8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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