exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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