I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I think your dad took our porno
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
ok first of all what the fuck
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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