And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
