he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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