He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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