Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
A bitchslap is in order.
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