i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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