it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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