just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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