he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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