The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Dicks are not precious.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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