Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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