This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
