hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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