I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Randomize
