Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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