why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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