this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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