The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
ttyl tear gas
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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