he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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