This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
