I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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