Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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